Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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