so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's great music for shaving your balls
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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