Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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