Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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