I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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