i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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