Already got asked if we're dating
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
operation harelip BJ is a go
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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