video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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