i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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