when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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