that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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