I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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