Kiss
Puke
grandma shit on top of the toilet
the day after is always just damage control
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
