Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i dont even know how to be here
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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