i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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