Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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