New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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