If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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