Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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