Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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