i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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