The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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