The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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