Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
its liver damage thursday
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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