Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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