yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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