I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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