You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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