My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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