She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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