That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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