fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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