yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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