I feel great
I just peed on a car
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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