Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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