Your tits are I can't wait for
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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