What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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