i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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