my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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