if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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