I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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