Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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