talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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