Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it glows. i had to have it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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