i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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