soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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