i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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