Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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