I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
