Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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