Do vagina's smell?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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