How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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