No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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