Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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