the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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