I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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