"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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